Speaker A: Welcome to Sharing My Truth with Mel and Suzie. The uncensored version where we bear it all.

Speaker B: We do.

Speaker A: 1, 2, 3, 4. And hello, everyone, and welcome back to Sharing My Truth Pod. We are so excited to be chatting with you guys today. And here's a cute little friendly reminder to give us a follow on Share My Truth pod on the instas tiktoks and whatnot, Facebooks, all that yum jazz. And then you can also go to our website, sharemytruth.com where you can leave us a voicemail or you can also send us an email, which is what one of our absolutely fabulous listeners did in this episode we're about to talk about. Hey, babes.

Speaker B: Hello, darling.

Speaker A: Hey, how are you?

Speaker B: I'm fine.

Speaker A: Oh, are we fine? We just saw a **** pic.

Speaker B: We did. We collapsed in laughter.

Speaker A: Oh, my God. Mel got this email from this fabulous woman. And yeah, if you guys want to send us. If you ladies want to send us **** pics that you guys have gotten and laugh, we'll laugh at them too. So you can definitely do that too. So Mel got this amazing email. It's a story about this guy. And we'll get into it, but so she was like, oh, my God, I have to show you this. And so I'm just scrolling, reading the email and then tip of a ****. We almost bell is like waiting for my reaction. I just got **** bombed.

Speaker B: You did?

Speaker A: I just felt like I.

Speaker B: It happened to me earlier. I was just like, oh, reading our, like, you know what, the business email. The email for sharing with the podcast. Oh, my God, this is nice. Somebody's written in blah, blah, blah, reading the story. Oh, and there's a *****.

Speaker A: There's a *****. Oh, my God. I literally. Yeah.

Speaker B: In all its glory. With a ruler.

Speaker A: With the whole ruler. And I mean, so somebody's measured it. Yeah, it's. It's. We. I wish we could show you guys what we.

Speaker B: Which we can see.

Speaker A: We can't, obviously. So this is a reaction to one of our previous episodes that was on Does Size Matter? And if you guys haven't listened to that one yet, go back and listen to it. It's pret. Controversial episode. And we talk about if it does matter why it does and who really cares. Women, men, whoever.

Speaker B: Yeah, or watch it on YouTube because a lot of people.

Speaker A: Exactly. Yeah, exactly. So, like, a lot of people have been watching it on YouTube and we've done little clips on our socials about it and we've gotten a lot of guys and girls, but a lot of guys just Being like, well, some, like.

Speaker B: Really upset about it.

Speaker A: Yes.

Speaker B: And like, with quite specific questions. Like, one guy was like, I really feel you should have covered girth.

Speaker A: Like, you should.

Speaker B: Sorry.

Speaker A: And I'm like, oh, wait, I'm actually pretty sure I did cover.

Speaker B: He was talking about measurements for girth. Oh, another guy. I mean, there've been so many comments and a lot of men being super chill and just going, yeah, it's better if you have a big one kind of thing, being really cool about it. And then some men getting very wound up about it. And then some men who were also very chill and they're like, look, I don't have a big one. It is what it is. That's life. You got to figure out what else to do. And that I thought was pretty cool, but it's just quite funny, the amount of reactions. And then this one woman who. Who emailed us and about her story of. Essentially about **** pics.

Speaker A: Yeah.

Speaker B: Which, you know, we've all experienced. And we've also experienced on the pod. Like, we have had people send us.

Speaker A: We've had multiple guys send us **** pics.

Speaker B: Guys.

Speaker A: And if. Unless you go to our Instagram to our link tree to pay us money to talk back to you about your **** on your email, we're not doing it.

Speaker B: No.

Speaker A: So you can send it to us. We're just going to delete them unless you pay us.

Speaker B: Yeah. Thanks, Susie. No, you're welcome. But it's just. It's. It's amazing.

Speaker A: 500 a **** bomb.

Speaker B: But it's just understanding. Like, we've talked about this, but what goes through your mind? And. And I. I did discuss this as my husband. He said, this is the point. Absolutely nothing goes through your mind.

Speaker A: Literally.

Speaker B: It's just.

Speaker A: It's like, I think these ladies really want to see mad ****.

Speaker B: I know, but why? I think they're going to state this for all women everywhere. They don't.

Speaker A: No, they don't. They.

Speaker B: No, they don't. And if a woman likes you, she really doesn't want. Unless you are interacting.

Speaker A: Yeah.

Speaker B: In an intimate manner.

Speaker A: Exactly.

Speaker B: She does not want you, under any circumstances for you to send a picture of your apology.

Speaker A: You've never seen the **** in person.

Speaker B: Thank you.

Speaker A: Thank you.

Speaker B: He doesn't want to see it first. There's an element of surprise. Just leave an element of surprise.

Speaker A: Leave a little room to the imagination.

Speaker B: Boys, please. Please don't do it. I don't know who's told you this is a good idea. I don't know who said you Also parted. Women are going to love. They really don't.

Speaker A: No.

Speaker B: It's not like pictures of *****. It's not the same thing. Don't do it.

Speaker A: It's so.

Speaker B: I mean, I. E. Men like saying *****. It's not the same thing. We don't want to see it. Please don't send it.

Speaker A: It's just like sending a random picture of your *****. Like they're just not that cute when it's a surprise.

Speaker B: You know, I think men would. Would quite like it.

Speaker A: I don't.

Speaker B: I think it's terrifying. I think the most problem. The problem is it's absolutely terrifying. And we've had. We've had images sent to us and the guy's got his face in it.

Speaker A: Oh yeah.

Speaker B: And we're like, boys, are you dumb? Hello?

Speaker A: Are you dumb?

Speaker B: Is anybody there? And it's, it's just. What is it that you think is going to happen? This is what I'm curious. Yeah. As to. Do you think that you send a picture of your ***** and it's so amazing and it's so beautiful.

Speaker A: God went to the urge.

Speaker B: You're just going to go, wow, I got to have that. Wow. It doesn't happen.

Speaker A: No.

Speaker B: So just don't do it.

Speaker A: No, don't do it. Yeah. Can I read the story now?

Speaker B: Okay.

Speaker A: I'm very excited. I'm going to give you the. Thank you so much to our lovely listener who wrote us in. Is amazing. A bit of a long email which we love. I am going to just, you know, forward to the actual story part. Oh, this is so good, guys. Okay, are we ready? Okay. A guy I used to work with used to always brag about having a huge *****. He always looked for an opportunity to talk about how big he was and how so many women were after him because of it. He once said that he had a 10 incher in quotations. I'm sure you've both come across someone like this at some stage. This all changed, however, when he sent me a **** pic. His pick was a closeup of his ***** with a ruler right next to it so I could see exactly how long it was fully erect. It. I don't know what he was thinking, but it wasn't anything to boast about. It looked like it was only about five and a half inches long. He then sent me a message around 15 minutes later begging me not to show it to anyone else and saying that he was so sorry. But I'd already sent it to every single one of my female friends by that point. What woman wouldn't have? If only to warn them about. If only to warn them all about him. It was no accident that he sent it to me as I found out that he'd also sent it to someone else with the same inquiry in quotations apology to her around 15 minutes later too. I think that some of them really needed a good laugh, and they sure got one. From then on, we kept on making jokes at work by measuring various items at the office with a ruler and saying things like, **** this, that thing's smaller than expected. It doesn't even measure 6 inches. Followed by lots of laughter. It was so funny watching him go as red as a beetroot, even though we weren't even talking about his junk. They really do need to understand that they sent us unsolicited **** pics. Then it's open season for us to send them all around to our girlfriends to point and laugh as well as criticize and judge. Telling them that it's small seems to work really well to getting them to stop. The **** pic guy left two weeks later, probably through embarrassment. Our boss didn't understand what was going on until after he left. Afterwards, we told her and she had a really good laugh and said it, that it served him right. How could we carry on working normally after going through that? This is now the reason that I consider an erect ***** 6 inches or less to be small. So size really does now matter to me. Look at that. Did they expect us to react to their unsolicited **** pic with a message of ooh, that's such a nice *****? Is that all for me? Wow, I feel so lucky. It's so big. It's such a turn on. Before we magically jump through their screens, desperate for sex, then jump on top of them. Surely they must know by now that this approach doesn't work and we are all much more likely to show their pics to their friends and have a good laugh at them? Just how are we supposed to react to men who exaggerate about their size before we meet them? And how are we to deal with situations when Mr. Ten Inches drops his trousers and turns out to be wrist enters out to really be Mr. Five and a Half? Sorry, I just scrolled down and there it is. I'm just gonna stop there because it's just too much. It's just too much. So, yeah, I can't just because. Oh my God. It's like it goes this lovely, lovely little letter from this one. Hearts and hearts and emojis. And then you're Just like.

Speaker B: Terrible.

Speaker A: No, like, it's horrible. Can you see that? I'm just showing the ruler. It's all. Oh, he's got some nice pubes though.

Speaker B: May have to edit that, but act.

Speaker A: So.

Speaker B: Yeah.

Speaker A: Thanks so much for sending that in. I'm so happy that you got to share this with us because we 100% agree with you that this should not be happening. And especially at a workplace.

Speaker B: Yeah. What is wrong?

Speaker A: This is like the weirdest. I mean, it's like the fact that this man thought it was okay to send his **** pic to two people and then kind of pretend an apology after. Or what the was he trying to do? Because the intention of putting the ruler next to your **** is pretty intentional. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker B: Well, yeah, it's not like. And oopsie sent your picture my ****.

Speaker A: To Please don't send it to anyone.

Speaker B: Like, and also, it's not flaccid.

Speaker A: No, it's hard.

Speaker B: Yeah. So he staged this. He put a lot of thought into this and he measured it with the ruler.

Speaker A: Yeah.

Speaker B: And took a photo. I mean, this doesn't. Just randomly. Oh, yeah. You know, quick, quick, snap, snap. Right.

Speaker A: Yes.

Speaker B: No, he thought about this and he thought about what he was going to do. I think the sending thing, perhaps he thought less about. I just, I don't, I don't understand this on many levels. Like, I, I do understand that men and women, but men show off about this in particular. But why would you show off and then not have the goods and then send the proof that shows you don't have the goods?

Speaker A: I can't even.

Speaker B: This is the bit I'm a little confused about. I'm very confused about, like, why would you, I mean, like, say that you have a 10 inch ***** but maybe just never tell anyone, never show anyone and then you're fine. But I also think, you know, you're in a work environment. Like, hello, the fact that you Talk.

Speaker A: About your 10 inch ***** in a work environment is hilarious.

Speaker B: Extremely concerning.

Speaker A: It's concerning and hilarious, but also just like. And then you're sending pictures of to your colleagues and then getting embarrassed when they talk about it.

Speaker B: What do you think they're going to do?

Speaker A: Like, guys, for the men listening, why do you send **** pics?

Speaker B: Well, we've had this. We just don't get it.

Speaker A: Well, it's just like you send **** pics. You don't think we're gonna send them around to our girlfriends, which we do. Or we'll just show like we are right now. We're showing each other.

Speaker B: Yeah.

Speaker A: This **** because we think somebody sent it to us. Hilarious.

Speaker B: Yeah.

Speaker A: And we're like.

Speaker B: I mean, we don't know who it is.

Speaker A: No idea.

Speaker B: But it's like. It's just so bizarre. It's so bizarre. It's. I don't understand why you think. There must be something that men think. And to be fair, let's just caveat this. This is a very tiny selection section of men. I don't think so. Do you think most men do this?

Speaker A: Yes.

Speaker B: Really?

Speaker A: Yes.

Speaker B: Most men send ***** pictures before they know you.

Speaker A: Oh, sorry, not before. But I think most men send **** pics at a. Like, when they're in a relationship.

Speaker B: Yeah, but that's different.

Speaker A: Send **** pics.

Speaker B: I'm talking.

Speaker A: This is like unsolicited **** pics, you mean?

Speaker B: Yeah.

Speaker A: Yes.

Speaker B: Like what? Like, what is it meant to do?

Speaker A: Usually, though, I feel like guys will send an unsolicited **** pic and then they'll hard regret it. Like this guy ******* did, I think. And they'll never do it again. Do you know what I mean? It's one bad instance with a **** pic.

Speaker B: Right.

Speaker A: And then they learn a lesson.

Speaker B: But wouldn't you, like, if you were sort of talking to somebody or something? But this is like people in your office. Are you out of your mind?

Speaker A: Yeah.

Speaker B: It's psycho in the modern world. Like, and we've talked about this in so many episodes. All the problems men and women have now sort of approaching each other because of, like, they're worried about this and worried about getting sued or whatever it is. And you're just gonna do this. I mean, it's one thing, like, you're doing some ******* weird thing to somebody outside of work, but this isn't work.

Speaker A: Yeah.

Speaker B: Like, what do you think is gonna happen? They are gonna mercilessly, like, make fun of you. Yeah. Especially when you don't match up.

Speaker A: Yes. Where's the 10 inches, friend? I would have loved to have seen that.

Speaker B: Well, and you're just like. If you are such a, like, you know, big dong slinging guy.

Speaker A: I love a dong. Big schlinger.

Speaker B: Wouldn't you be dating somebody in the office? Or, like, isn't this really peculiar? Yeah.

Speaker A: I don't know.

Speaker B: It's so strange that, like, we live in this world where it's so. Like, men, as you've said many times, men are worried to. They're worried about approaching women. They're worried about asking them on a date. They're worried about approaching the bar, yada, yada, yada. But they're okay to send a picture of their *****. Like, what the actual **** is going on? I mean, really.

Speaker A: No, it's very wrong.

Speaker B: And I do get that. When I was dating all those years, like we didn't have phones, we didn't. Couldn't take pictures. And the fact that we have interjected. Do you like that word?

Speaker A: I did.

Speaker B: The fact that you can take pictures of stuff and you can send it and upload, it's all very dangerous. Well, yeah, you just. If you're in a quick.

Speaker A: Just take a five. That should be a rule if you're gonna send a nude. And this goes for girls too, because I know a lot of women, myself included, who have sent a nude and then probably immediately regretted it and was forever if you said it to the wrong person. That is forever. Okay. And so let's just. Let's just take a picture. Okay? It's on the phone.

Speaker B: Don't have your face in it.

Speaker A: Don't have your face in it. But wait like 5 minutes and really.

Speaker B: Give it some thought.

Speaker A: 10 minutes.

Speaker B: Get over the whole, yeah, sex, sex, sex feeling. And then think about it and think of just. Just give the brain spot in your head.

Speaker A: No, not your ***** or the clothes. Because she's got a brain too.

Speaker B: She does a lot of small.

Speaker A: It's. She's very dumb sometimes.

Speaker B: And she's not very dumb. She's incredibly dumb. She makes some really bad decisions.

Speaker A: Yeah, she's my best friend, but she's also my worst enemy.

Speaker B: Exactly. And it's just like, oh, my God. Wow. Wow. Excuse me. Just drop the phone. Just drop the. Yeah, it's. I mean, it's almost like I got this email and I was just like, no, no, somebody did not send that in the office.

Speaker A: I know. That's what ***** me up. That's what's still ******* about this too. It's like in the office, like in.

Speaker B: A work environment, from your phone to their phone, so they know who you are. It's not like he sent this from a burner or something. It's like, so what was going to happen the next day when you come into the office? Were they all going to go, hey, hey.

Speaker A: Such a big blah.

Speaker B: What. What was going to happen? I mean, that's what was going to happen.

Speaker A: I truly have no ******* idea.

Speaker B: I mean, it's. It's fascinating. It's fascinating. And this is the thing that's so. It's not fair to, like, men. It's like there are lots of men who know a lot better than this. And obviously would not do this. Unfortunately, they get pretty much put in a bracket because of the idiots like this that do do this. And you're just like, I mean, why would this man even think that anyone would want to go out with him, would want to, after seeing your *****, see him unclothed, let alone date him after this?

Speaker A: I mean, yeah. Like, I love what our little listener said in her email when she was like, you know, the fact that this guy, like, she thinks I'm just going to jump through the screen and jump his bones. Like, are you nuts?

Speaker B: I mean, that is obviously that there's this idea, I'm going to see your manhood and it's going to be so exciting.

Speaker A: And then I'm going to see in the coffee room the next day and just.

Speaker B: And just won't be able to help myself and get you in the loose. Yeah. And you're like, no. I mean, I think perhaps you've watched this in a **** movie. It's not real life. I would like to reiterate. **** is entertainment. It's not real life. You need to get a grip. Just get a grip.

Speaker A: Yeah, get a grip. Get a grip.

Speaker B: And I actually, I mean, you know, the fact that she laughed about it.

Speaker A: Yes.

Speaker B: Is. Is, you know, because we have to.

Speaker A: Laugh and we've said this before. It's like, if you're not laughing, you're crying. Because this **** literally happens too often that if we're too emotional about it, it takes up too much energy and you have to just not care. And you kind of have to just push it aside and be like, off. You're disgusting. Or you. We're laughing about it. And that's what she said, too. It's like, you have to laugh at them. That's the only way that's gonna make them stop.

Speaker B: It's the only way that's going to make them stop. It's the only way that you're not going to be like a little bit sort of, sort of dramatized by, like. I mean, not like, just like, go, okay, whatever. You know, and, you know, she's a grown woman and it's, you know, you're like, okay, whatever. But, you know, this is happening to people who aren't grown women, who are not.

Speaker A: Oh, yeah.

Speaker B: And it's, it's. It's just.

Speaker A: I mean, I think I got my first **** pic when I was like, 13, 12.

Speaker B: Well, you really.

Speaker A: I think so. But that's when, like, cell phones started.

Speaker B: To become a thing from presumably somebody you knew who.

Speaker A: Yeah.

Speaker B: Yeah. And who sent.

Speaker A: And I know a lot of girls in high school who got in like serious trouble because they were sending nudes out.

Speaker B: Well, it's funny you should say that, but that happened when one of my daughters at school, one of the girls was doing it. She wasn't at their school and she was sending it to the boys. And actually credit to the boys, they were like completely freaked out. But of course, because of course it was like they were very young and they're like, I didn't solicit, I didn't ask for this and it's not really fair to them. Right. They didn't. And it's. You're in a whole quagmire legal stuff there and you're just like, what is going through?

Speaker A: I mean, that's crazy that that happened. I mean, that's makes sense in this day and age. In my day and age, which was like what, 15 years ago.

Speaker B: Yeah, something like that. Like we wouldn't know any, but they were just. Well, a girl.

Speaker A: A girl would send a picture to her boyfriend or a guy she was. Or a guy she was dating, usually because the guys would manipulate the girls to send the photo. And these are like underage girls.

Speaker B: Yeah. This is also illegal.

Speaker A: Okay. But no one also knows that at this point because also Google's not a huge, like, you know what I mean? Like, information is not as available, which sounds crazy, but yeah. And then. And then the boys would send it around. Obviously that's not what happened in your case. But like, that's what used to happen. And that's how would get out. And then the girl would be just like ostracized and the guys would be laughing and then their **** pics would be everywhere and no one would give a ****. Right. Like. And also, I mean, it's not like their **** picnic usually had pictures of. With their faces in them, but the girls would mostly always because they're so dumb and stupid.

Speaker B: I know their faces are not. I mean, it's. I don't know.

Speaker A: I mean, you just get over it. I mean, I mean, something.

Speaker B: What. What are you gonna.

Speaker A: What are you gonna ******* do?

Speaker B: But I just think these guys and this man in particular, I mean, obviously he's a grown man in a work environment you. Like, how do you have that little judgment? How do you have that little judgment? I don't know. I mean, he's very lucky that they didn't do anything like press charge. Yeah. Or whatever you can do about that.

Speaker A: You can do about it.

Speaker B: But it's just like, what do you think is gonna happen? How do you think you're gonna be able to react? But it is this like fascinating thing. She's like, you know, what do you think I'm gonna do? Crawl through the screen and. And I guess obviously that's what he thinks.

Speaker A: I have no idea. It's crazy.

Speaker B: Or like, you know, well, because like.

Speaker A: Even just like the danger of it, I think is like a turn on for some guys. Do you know what I mean? Like that potential chance of them actually wanting the **** or whatever. Or like, you know, it is that like very small chance of potential to **** someone you want by sending them your **** pic. Like, it's that what I think is gets them going.

Speaker B: I mean, it's just so odd. I just don't. I know, get it.

Speaker A: I'd be curious to know if even like, because she said he quit or something or he like left and like, maybe he did get fired or like maybe some. A girl did tell and then he got fired, but no one could say anything.

Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's just like, especially men. It's like I can't like unless you're in a relationship, like women meet men and you're like, you know, you're sort of charmed by him or he's handsome or he's sexy or whatever. But I mean it, I. I don't want to see your ***** until I want to see your ***** type of thing.

Speaker A: Yes.

Speaker B: Like the *****. I'm sorry, pain, I know from my age group is not the most attractive thing about you.

Speaker A: It's definitely not.

Speaker B: I mean, I hate. And I, I know I've said this before, I hate to say this gentleman, but it's not actually really that attractive. No, I mean, it's got a very good use. It's very helpful. Trust me.

Speaker A: The one on the good one on the right guy is great.

Speaker B: Yes. But if he's like, you know him and you see him naked and you're interacting. Not just it.

Speaker A: No.

Speaker B: On its own.

Speaker A: No.

Speaker B: Like you need it attached to the person standing in front of the person. Really? Yeah. Do you agree with it?

Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, I am definitely.

Speaker B: Unless you know them well.

Speaker A: No, that's what I'm saying. I'm not just like asking for unsolicited pics. Like disgusting. But like if I am dating a guy, I ask him for pictures of his ****.

Speaker B: Just the *****.

Speaker A: Yep.

Speaker B: Okay, fair enough.

Speaker A: Also just for blackmail. No, I'm just kidding. That's a joke. That's a joke.

Speaker B: That's a Joke.

Speaker A: That's a joke.

Speaker B: Underline.

Speaker A: But no, I will ask for pictures.

Speaker B: Okay.

Speaker A: Because I like. I like seeing, like, if I know what that ***** can do. If it's a good *****.

Speaker B: Okay.

Speaker A: I like seeing it when I'm all, yes, hot and heavy.

Speaker B: Hot and bothered.

Speaker A: Hot and bothered.

Speaker B: Without the said *****. With you.

Speaker A: With. Exactly.

Speaker B: I mean, okay, you know, horses for courses, whatever.

Speaker A: I do think it's a weird thing, like, to get that angle. To get that right angle of like sending your ****. I mean, I'm sure it takes work. It's an art form, actually.

Speaker B: That's a very good point.

Speaker A: The like. Is it like.

Speaker B: Yeah. What.

Speaker A: What you guys have to be watching on YouTube to show. To see my. How do you get, like, is it underneath?

Speaker B: Is it. Actually, no. I think if you've got the ruler, you're standing. Have you got like a piece of paper under it? What you do piece of cardboard? What are you doing exactly?

Speaker A: I don't know. Because then you also risk your, like. I mean, I guess if you're laying down, you kind of just.

Speaker B: Well, it can't be without.

Speaker A: Then you have your kind of risk your feet being in it. Which feet are gross and no girl wants to see a foot.

Speaker B: No. Well, some people like feet, but they like female feet. To women.

Speaker A: Yeah, exactly.

Speaker B: Are there any women on earth that like men feet?

Speaker A: These are disgusting, Mother.

Speaker B: No, I don't think so.

Speaker A: I feel like there has to be at least one.

Speaker B: But that's so. Somebody please tell me if there is a site for men's feet. Because, you know, there's a site, as we know, of course, for women's feet.

Speaker A: Men kind of different women.

Speaker B: But do you think women get into feet? We're now going off track.

Speaker A: I'm sure there is a woman out there who is a weirdo for a foot. And good for you, girl. You just gotta do what you gotta.

Speaker B: Do, you know, whatever.

Speaker A: But yeah, I'm just talking about the angles. I don't know, maybe because I'm like, if I were to take. And I know a ***** is different, but like a *****, you're like, at least like, you can hold it. You can. You can give it a good angle, a good light. But like, have you ever tried to take a picture of your ******? It's very difficult to do in a good.

Speaker B: With you. With you being able to see what's going on.

Speaker A: Well, just like, if you're trying to be like. Like trying to set a picture of your ***** and it never looks good.

Speaker B: No.

Speaker A: From like this any Angle. It's very difficult. It has to be everything or nothing, you know.

Speaker B: Yep.

Speaker A: Anyways, that's just my two cents about sending. Sending nudes.

Speaker B: No, I'm not against any news to somebody you know. Of course you're interacting with.

Speaker A: Make sure you have good lighting because that could be on the Internet forever and you better be proud of it. I'm serious. I. That is good advice.

Speaker B: That's why I'm against sending photos.

Speaker A: It's good advice. If you are going to ******* send this picture. If you are going to. Which we all do. Stupid ****. If you're gonna send it, make sure ******* looks good because you never know who's gonna see it.

Speaker B: I mean it's a point.

Speaker A: I'm a foundation honor or something. I don't know.

Speaker B: Get her all done.

Speaker A: Get her all done. I mean do it bejazzling.

Speaker B: It's just, it's. It's just often not a good idea. It's never. We've talked about this in previous episodes and technology bits and bobs. Sending them. It's almost never problematic even if you're sending them to your long term partner because then it's on your phone and then the thing. Have you given somebody your phone and then all of a sudden JJ and it's just like, it's just.

Speaker A: No, I really don't want Auntie Mermaid to see my vj.

Speaker B: A little bit of water. This is all a bit too much. No.

Speaker A: And our fireplace is on because. A little chilly now. It's a little hot in here.

Speaker B: I. Yeah. I mean look, this is the thing. Men.

Speaker A: Gentlemen.

Speaker B: All gentlemen calling.

Speaker A: Hello.

Speaker B: Don't send unsolicited **** pics. Yeah, I don't need to see them. Susie does not need to see them.

Speaker A: No, we don't.

Speaker B: This lady doesn't need to see them. Her entire office doesn't need to see them.

Speaker A: You're right.

Speaker B: Unless she's asked for them, requested them, we don't need to see them. It is not attractive if you have gone through the thought process to get your into a state.

Speaker A: Well, you said. I know.

Speaker B: To get it into a state where it's standing to attention.

Speaker A: Oh yes, darling.

Speaker B: And you put it by a ruler. You've. There's a lot of thinking that's gone on here. So at any point in this whole thinking process did you not think this is really not a very good idea? Like it's not like it took 20 seconds to do all of that. Yeah. Like you thought about it then you had to kind of. And you know when you do You. We sort of create videos or edit videos all the time and it takes forever. It never takes. Exactly.

Speaker A: You have to take so many things.

Speaker B: Like at the lighting and the whole business, and it's like. Yeah. So if you're going that way, please, please try not to do that. Give you some thought here. This is not a good idea. This is not a good idea. You will be mercilessly taken the **** out of. You are never going to have a relationship with any of these women. All these women are going to tell every single woman they know. Look, they just not interact with you.

Speaker A: This woman just said, I don't know. We don't know where she's from. Yeah, okay, but everybody, to us, we are complete strangers on the Internet.

Speaker B: I know.

Speaker A: Said two complete women, strangers on the Internet. This guy's *****. That could be your *****. And we're making fun of it. I'm sorry.

Speaker B: I know. And she sent it to all her friends and. Yeah. It's not good. It's not a good look again. Don't do it.

Speaker A: If you want to send us 500, I will rate it only if you send us money. Don't think that you can get away with it. Okay.

Speaker B: I mean, she's. She's joking. She said. Well, she's sort of joking, but she's saying this because we've had them sent to us.

Speaker A: I'm like, if you're going to send it anyways, I will look at it if you send me money. I'm not looking at it if you don't send me money.

Speaker B: And that's the thing. Like, if your face is. Why. Why would you do that?

Speaker A: I don't know.

Speaker B: I. You know, I think all these years I've lived on this earth, Susie, and I'm still confused by this. I'm still confused that men don't get this.

Speaker A: Do you think that.

Speaker B: No, no.

Speaker A: Do you think that because cameras have been, you know. Yeah. You know, alive since the 1800s.

Speaker B: 1700S. 1700s, like 19th century, I think there were cameras invented. Was that 1800s? Yeah, 1800s. I don't know the black and white ones anyways.

Speaker A: You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. I'm trying to remember what that was, but. So have men just always been taking **** pics?

Speaker B: Well, I do.

Speaker A: I want to know what the earliest **** pic was.

Speaker B: Yeah, it's a very good question. In reference. Very good question. I'm going to give you an English reference, love. So in. In the, in the newspapers. I don't. I don't think they have this anymore. I don't know. I haven't read the Sun. The sun is like a.

Speaker A: Right.

Speaker B: A kind of a trashy bag. Yeah, it's trashy newspaper. Other countries don't have this. The UK has this. We have many newspapers and we have a whole selection of them. And the sun used to have the Page three girl, which is like you topless in the newspaper with the bottoms on. Right.

Speaker A: Love it.

Speaker B: But like topless and it was just a thing and you like, literally this is a newspaper. It's kind. It's an. It comes out every day. The sun and it, you know, it's a newspaper.

Speaker A: Every day.

Speaker B: Yeah, every day.

Speaker A: That is a new Page three girl.

Speaker B: Well, I assume so. I don't. I don't think they have it anymore. I don't know because I haven't.

Speaker A: I'm just like, how many women are down to clown on page three? There's got to be a lot.

Speaker B: Yeah. Well then they sort of become quite well known. These, these models. They go on interesting. But like nobody thought anything of it. It was so funny. In this country where everyone thinks we're really repressed. It's really weird. We'd have the Page three girl and then after a while the Page seven fella.

Speaker A: Oh, shut up. I'm obsessed.

Speaker B: Not the whole *****. Just what does the tip. Just like, you know, really hunky looking guy with. Not a lot and sort of just something to imagine. A little bit sort of positioned.

Speaker A: Got it.

Speaker B: I think. I can't.

Speaker A: So you can see his larington or whatever you like to call it is what his. His lister. His lingen Hammond. I just feel like that's something that British people would say. They'd give it a nice name.

Speaker B: Okay. And I'm trying. It's such a long time and they haven't had a Page 7 fellow for a long time. And I don't think, I mean I should look this up. Do they have Page three Girls anymore? I don't know because it's not a. As it may surprise you, it's not a paper I read. But the thing is, I think the page 7 fellow was not that popular. Maybe it's because men read the sun and that was the problem.

Speaker A: I would assume so. If there's a Page three girl for that long. Of course there's not always.

Speaker B: You know, I just. I go back to this thing that women like to see torsos and ripped guys and kind of a suggestion. Yes.

Speaker A: Because we want to know we can be held.

Speaker B: Yeah. And we want to see, you know.

Speaker A: Like a ***** can't hold us.

Speaker B: No, it can't. And you want to see like a nice looking guy. And that's why you think of any kind of, of star or whatever you've seen like they've got their torso and they look all. But you generally, if you don't know them, don't really want to see their *****. Do you? Do you? No, I don't. I don't.

Speaker A: I don't want to see the good looking guy. I'm not. Okay, so here's the other thing, okay?

Speaker B: If you're not gonna meet him, why do you want to see his *****?

Speaker A: No. An unsolicited ****. Because that's a big note for me. Okay? But if I'm watching a sexy movie, that's different. I know it's different.

Speaker B: Would you mean sexy moving, as in like a movie word or regular sexy movie? What do you mean by sexy?

Speaker A: No, not the P word. Just like a regular sexy movie where you're just like in the theaters and then the ***** just comes out of nowhere and you're like, they don't have.

Speaker B: Penises in North America on the screen.

Speaker A: They. Well, not on like the tv, but like, yeah, Game of Thrones, like all they have things.

Speaker B: Yeah, but that was that North American.

Speaker A: No, that was British. But there's like just HBO though, you know, and then there's like, you know, there's hbo, but then there's. There's also like those films, you know, people are getting more exciting about the films.

Speaker B: I can't think of one of the topics, but there's.

Speaker A: There's penises. And people listening will give me examples of penises and films where they just pop one out and you're like, wow, *****, how nice.

Speaker B: No, there was something funny I saw, but it's never like, it's never full on ***** in an act. I want to know when was the last *****? I'm going to freak on.

Speaker A: I don't have my phone with me. But I'm going to send you a list and I'll put on the Instagram.

Speaker B: I can't think. And as we know, I love watching content. I can't think of the last.

Speaker A: I guess we're just not watching the same movies.

Speaker B: What are you watching?

Speaker A: I'm going to send you a list.

Speaker B: You watch Netflix?

Speaker A: I'm going to send you a list. Oh, no, there's no penises in Netflix.

Speaker B: I don't think I want to know where there are these *****.

Speaker A: I will send you the list, babe.

Speaker B: And I watch European tv. Okay? So hang on I watch a lot of French tv, watch English tv, I can't remember a ***** I last saw in regular bog standards.

Speaker A: Oh, you know what? There is a *****. Go tell me in that.

Speaker B: I want to know.

Speaker A: In that Netflix show. What, that sexy hot one.

Speaker B: Well, that narrows it down. What sexy?

Speaker A: It's literally called sex. It's called like something sex. Red hot sex. That's filmed in Toronto, but it's about.

Speaker B: There's a *****.

Speaker A: There's a guy who has a *****. He's in the shower, the whole shower scene.

Speaker B: And you see the *****.

Speaker A: You see the *****. And that's on Netflix now.

Speaker B: But just what. In what state is this pain? A set *****.

Speaker A: Oh, it's like full on out, babe. Oh, and the Menendez brothers *****. And that just came out.

Speaker B: Okay, I didn't watch.

Speaker A: And that's another shower scene with the *****. So they. Netflix really likes the ***** shower seats. I've just realized this. Those are two examples.

Speaker B: Okay, all right, fair enough. All right.

Speaker A: Spinning my mic because I'm getting so passionate.

Speaker B: This is very, very. I'm not gonna say interesting.

Speaker A: I'm telling you, Mel, there's penises everywhere. But. But they do them with good lighting and they. It's not like full up close up of the head.

Speaker B: But also it's a body shower.

Speaker A: Yeah.

Speaker B: He's naked in the shower. That's normal. There would be a ***** if you're a man in a shower.

Speaker A: Yes.

Speaker B: Okay. This is not necessary to send it to your colleagues. That's the bottom line here.

Speaker A: That's the bottom line.

Speaker B: You know, I can. This woman who's like, written to us. I thought it's very funny and thank you very much, because it's really great that you've shared the story and that you wrote to us and that you thought our episode was funny because we love that and that you shared the story and you thought, I'm going to share where it's happened to me and where it's relevant to me. I think that's super cool. But it's not cool that your colleague sent this to you. No, and I'm sorry about that. But, you know, humor saves the day.

Speaker A: It truly has to.

Speaker B: And you just kind of.

Speaker A: Because we have nothing else, Mel.

Speaker B: We have nothing.

Speaker A: We have right of a job.

Speaker B: And girl. Women do often have to do this. Just go, you know? Yeah, we sort of **** happens all the time, you know, like, just go and just laugh about it. It's actually not ******* funny. It's really stupid and really grim. Yeah, it's gross. And grim. And stop doing it. Stop it. Give it yourself.

Speaker A: I know she wants, like, slap it out of the way.

Speaker B: Slap it. And find other ways. Please find other ways to interact with women.

Speaker A: And you know what I think would maybe be a better outlet? If you're an artist and you want to take photography, but maybe photography of the ***** is not something only fans would be great. But I don't know how popular it is with the male form. Although I'm sure there's always an audience. But what if you did pottery of the ***** and you did, like, clay sculptures to show that off, and that could be in a museum, and then more people see it, and then people are consenting to see it in that way.

Speaker B: Wow. Wow. Or you could do one of those things where you make your own vibrator.

Speaker A: Huh?

Speaker B: And get.

Speaker A: Yeah, clone a willy.

Speaker B: Clone a willie.

Speaker A: Yeah, clone a willy.

Speaker B: And.

Speaker A: And then you give it to your colleagues at Christmas.

Speaker B: God, it's not funny at all. It's.

Speaker A: Sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker B: But we love.

Speaker A: We're not doing it.

Speaker B: Whoever said this, it's like, thank you so much.

Speaker A: That's fabulous.

Speaker B: It's. It really.

Speaker A: It really made me and Mel laugh, which. We really need it today. Really.

Speaker B: It.

Speaker A: We really need it.

Speaker B: Very funny. I got this email, and I was just like, oh, this night. Like. Like, whoa. And it's just Peter's bomb. Thank you very, very much. And that's why we're talking about it, because it was funny.

Speaker A: Yeah.

Speaker B: Thanks, guys. And thank you very much. And.

Speaker A: And if you guys. If anyone else has a story, doesn't have to be about penises. We're so sick of talking about dicks, honestly, at this point.

Speaker B: Yeah.

Speaker A: But if that's another story, whether it be about a **** pic or it be about, you know, sending your nude out and it got, you know, to the wrong person because that can happen. Or you screenshot a bad text message that you meant to send to your friend, but then you sent it to the person that you screenshotted. That's one of my biggest fears ever.

Speaker B: Like the family, sort of WhatsApp or whatever those family text groups.

Speaker A: Oh, I guess.

Speaker B: And it's. It's always a possibility. It's always a possibility. She's very careful.

Speaker A: So if you have a funny story or a bad story, whatever kind of story you want to share with us, you guys should share your truth with us. Share your trust with us at sharing my truth dot com.

Speaker B: Because we love it. I'm talking about it. We love it.

Speaker A: We love it. Leave us a voicemail, send us some emails, give us a DM on Share My Truth Pod because we want to hear what the hell is happening in the world.

Speaker B: We really do.

Speaker A: God, we love you.

Speaker B: We do. And until next time, until the next story.

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